Duct-taped fingerpicks

The defining characteristics of a planet (a round thing which orbits the Sun and has ‘cleared the neighborhood’ around its orbit) “baffled the public and classrooms around the country,” according to the HSCFA.

Basically, they said we’re too stupid to understand it needs to be classified with other dwarf planets. A+ job Americans. Just keep being whiny and confused when things change.

This is also why we’re stuck on the dumbass imperial system you know.

EDIT: And, if you read further (the Time article linked from there), the audience voted on whether it should be, not the scientists. Sorry guys, still not a planet because a couple of hundred debate listeners think so.

synnsponydungeon replied to your post:I am so inconsistent at scout. Might be because I…

Pyro is where it’s at XD points galore and fire, what’s not to like

I primary a support pyro, ye.

I am so inconsistent at scout.

Might be because I get more points from smacking people with baseballs than kills.

brainstatic:

This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.

Mmmm.
That’s some yummy crazy there.

brainstatic:

This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.

Mmmm.

That’s some yummy crazy there.

egophiliac:

happy October! this month’s ponies are October Dreams (left) and October Calendula (right). I dunno why Dreams is all 60s, it just kinda happened!

LOOK AT CALENDULA OH MY GOSH.

egophiliac:

happy October! this month’s ponies are October Dreams (left) and October Calendula (right). I dunno why Dreams is all 60s, it just kinda happened!

LOOK AT CALENDULA OH MY GOSH.

rarijackdaily:

By popular demand: Applejack in her couture! <3

rarijackdaily:

By popular demand: Applejack in her couture! <3

thecloudcounter:

At some point in their life, every pegasus tries to fly through a window that isn’t open. This is almost always disastrous and often dangerous. You’re lucky if you get it out of the way when you’re a foal and can’t get much speed or altitude. And if you’re me, your entire brain has ceased function and you just slam hooves-first into your best friend’s picture window.

I do remember realizing what was about to happen about half a second before it did, and that’s probably why I started screaming. I did, though, have the sense to tuck my wings and my head just before I hit the window. The glass shattered. I hit the floor, rolled, and thumped hard against the wall, winding up upside-down with my back legs dangling over my head.

Remarkably I didn’t pass out. My sight did get blurrier, and for a few peaceful seconds there wasn’t a single thought in my head. Then I heard the pounding of feet and a shocked gasp. “Summer?”

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cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

It&#8217;s a happy little circle and they&#8217;re going to work with it, okay.
It&#8217;s like you never watched Bob Ross.

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

It’s a happy little circle and they’re going to work with it, okay.

It’s like you never watched Bob Ross.